Stupid things I’ve heard recently

In response to WordPress’s question, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard this week…

In the media: “He [Paul Revere] who warned the…the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms, by ringing those bells, and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free…”  [the credit for this gem goes to one of my least favorite humans, Sarah Palin]

And, overheard around my neighborhood:

“You’re here to see a doctor? Awesome!”

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“Serenity! Get back here right now! You just lost your slushie!”

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“Dude, I’m at the post office. They won’t let me mail your gun.”

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Oh, I live in an RV. I write poems, essays and prose. Thanks for reading my blog, good health to you!
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